The Matriarchy of The Woragopiria is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by The Honourable Mother Ella with an even hand, and notable for its lack of airports, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 11.095 billion Woragopirians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Ida's town. The average income tax rate is 86.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Woragopirian economy, worth 980 trillion Flowers a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 88,361 Flowers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Weekly religious services often resemble campaign rallies, famous artwork is regularly confiscated for plagiarism, the saying "when pigs fly" has been changed to "when the lights work", and businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Woragopiria's national animal is the Octopus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Happiness.

The Woragopiria is ranked 286,960^th in the world and 3,895^th in the South Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 5.82 Obesity Rate.